मैं उसकी तंग गांड चोदता हूं और फिर उसे मेरा वीर्य निगलना चाहिए

So you've come in this afternoon for some alternative therapy have you Tammy?

Yes Doctor.

And what do you think's the problem?

I don't know, I just seem to be getting these funny feelings in my stomach.

Kit Kats? Too many Mars Bars?