My wife didn't let me play soccer until I gave her her morning show, I had to please her until she had an orgasm

You weren't taking a bath for our date?

No, no, I told you I was gonna go play on the court there with friends, football.

Wait. What, you're telling me that

Are you telling me we're not going out, when you clearly told me we were going out?

No, no, I didn't tell you we were going out.